College Classy

When I get home from college and all my friends are too busy to hang out

When I bring my hook-up buddy to my room and he wants to introduce himself to my friends

When someone is eating my favorite food and I want some

When I realized it’s finals week

Consoling my emotional friend

When I’m Sober:

When I’m Drunk:

If anyone ever looked at me like

When somebody finishes the last of the tatertots

When I see a hot guy wearing khakis and a button up

How I explain why I can’t lose weight

How I feel about most of the guys I have been with